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“OPINION FACTORY”
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© Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

You are an opinion factory, which is why the government wants to regulate you and shut you down. This is why you should lie to pollsters to throw a wrench in their works. Keep your opinions to yourself and take advantage of the SECRET ballot. And remember the days before social media, before the incessant urge to share what you’re thinking with the world. The 1970s and 1980s were so nice, when I could enjoy things and continue with my life without having to tweet about it and worry about what people would think, and when taking a photo with your phone was a sign of mental illness. You ask me to text you? How? I don’t have a typewriter.