Since Facebook has made logging into my account impossible with their crappy 2FA, if I get logged out on ALL my browsers, you'll never see @jonathan.tad.ketchen there again. So, you can always find me here:

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http://JTK.CA

https://NudistPoet.com

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Jonathan Tad Ketchen

I am

@NudistPoet

most other places.

Social media companies keep making me happy with their features and then changing those features to make me hate them! WTF? Do you mean I have to actually GET A LIFE! Shit! 😜😂💖

Good grief! Facebook has screwed up 2FA permanently locking people out of their accounts, and now Twitter has screwed up "Sensitive Content" warnings! My account is already designated as having sensitive content, so why am even "I" getting sensitive content warnings and blurrings!

Facebook is DOOMED as a platform unless it fixes its major 2FA problem. If you get logged out of your account, it will be impossible to log back into Facebook. #fb2FAsucks

You can tell the DEEP STATE is responsible by how quickly the DEEP STATE declared the KEY BRIDGE COLLAPSE was NOT an act of terrorism. Like 9/11, it was just a new form of CONTROLLED DEMOLITION.

I shot this “LUMINESCENT VALENTINE” photo years ago when sunlight bounced off one of my apartment building’s windows and threw a Valentine’s light splash onto my street. Enjoy! — JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

I shot this “LUMINESCENT VALENTINE” photo years ago when sunlight bounced off one of my apartment building’s windows and threw a Valentine’s light splash onto my street. Enjoy! — JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

“NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR SELF-CONTEMPT” by JTK.CA

Walking down the street,
A very short distance
To my next destination:

“Fingers freeze.
Think of gloves in pocket.
Too much trouble.
Be indoors in a minute.”

Then I realize
What I’m really thinking is:

“I’m not worth it.
My comfort’s not important.”

Ironic,
Because a few minutes earlier
I had been composing
This evangelistic message:

People often attribute little value
To human life
Because they forget in whose
Image it was created.
God longs for us
More than we could ever long for romance.
Our feelings of rejection
Are nothing compared to his.
We are worth more than the galaxies to him.
Don’t turn away his love.
You are worth more than you can know.
God made you in his image,
So he gave you your own will.
You can use that will to embrace or reject
The God who sent his Son for you
And offers you his Spirit too.
But it’s your choice.
Your Creator respects you that much.
Created in the image of God,
This is the measure of our worth.

Ironic that I wrote those words
Just before I said to myself,
“I’m not worth it.
My comfort’s not important.”

“I KNOW I AM EVIL. HERE’S WHY.” by JTK.CA

I used to clean houses and offices for a living and did an immaculate job. Just don’t look at my apartment now. You see, I’m a “RETIRED” housekeeper. I’m retired, damn it!

I know I am evil because if I had a time machine, I would kidnap my younger professional housekeeper self and make him my slave. Of course, that would backfire when he would rebel and murder his slave driver. A bizarre time-travel murder-suicide.

Having fun visiting Toronto vicariously from my computer chair in Guelph, using Google Maps Street View. I'm a CN Towerholic and have been since my childhood when they built it.

JTK.CA (Me), My Cousin Doug, and His Sister (My Cousin) Janice: 2024

My Cousin Janice’s Group Selfie ::: Back Left to Right: JTK.CA (Me) and My Cousin Doug ::: Lower Right ::: Doug’s Sister (My Cousin) Janice ::: It was at our long-delayed January 27, 2024 Family Christmas Party.

Destroy the WEF (World Economic Fuckers)! All big businesses involved should pull themselves out. Stop giving money to tyrants; they will decay as all tyrants do. Like companies are abandoning DEI and ESG, they must bankrupt WEF. Divorce the psychopathic killer depopulationists.

“Free Frosting OR Free Palestine: PERCEPTION is everything” by http://JTK.CA (a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen) ::: I thought it was “Free Frosting” when I shot the photo last night, and I thought it was hilarious! That’s why I shot it. Then, this afternoon, while editing and uploading it, I realized it was “Free Palestine.” PERCEPTION is everything. Never be quick to assume you’re right!

“Free Frosting OR Free Palestine: PERCEPTION is everything” by http://JTK.CA (a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

I thought it was “Free Frosting” when I shot the photo last night, and I thought it was hilarious! That’s why I shot it. Then, this afternoon, while editing and uploading it, I realized it was “Free Palestine.” PERCEPTION is everything. Never be quick to assume you’re right!

“THE CELIBATE EXHIBITIONIST” by JTK.CA

I have a good online friend who is a female porn star. She’s invited me to be on her podcast to talk about how I’m a nudist and a hedo. I look forward to explaining how I am a nudist and a nude model, but I am not a hedo. I’m a weirdo. I’m a celibate exhibitionist.

I am “SoloSexual.” All orientations turn me on. I love to watch and imagine. However, I don’t even like sticking my hand in the same bag of pretzels as someone else. That’s why “I” am my only sex partner. #SoloSexual — Tad (JTK.CA) NudistPoet a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

“VERBAL MURDER”
by JTK.CA
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Bang! Bang!
You’re dead.
Fifty insults
In your head.

Blast! Blast!
You’re fried
’Cos I told all my friends about you,
But I lied.

I just killed a man,
But I have no gun.
In my hand I hold
The smoking tongue.

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http://JTK.CA
© Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

Tad’s Note:

I’ll never forget the immortal words of my
dear, departed Grandma Lillie Root, after
I read her this particular poem of mine.

She exclaimed,
“What depraved mind wrote that?”

I responded, “My depraved mind. It’s about
how we can kill people with our words.”

She was still not impressed.

Universal Basic Income
is trending on X.

And, of course, the government will TURN OFF my UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME if I criticize government policies. 🇨🇦 You proved yourself untrustworthy when you shut down Freedom Convoy-related bank accounts. Why the fuck would we trust you now? #TrudeauMustGo

In 2004, at age 36, I retired and went on Disability pensions for my Severe Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. My OCD kept killing my jobs, so I decided to stop torturing myself. I’m much happier now.