About TAD

2024-05-10

OK. It’s no longer a conspiracy theory. I now know for a fact I “am” living in a simulation! Yesterday, my niece Leah Ketchen and I were talking about elephants. Later on, someone on TV told a joke about elephants. “How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.” And now, I walk into Walmart to be greeted by none other than an Elephant plushie congratulating me on my graduation to the acceptance of the fact that I am most definitely living in a simulation! Don’t call me a conspiracy theorist. I have graduated to become a CONSPIRACY REALIST. — Jonathan Tad Ketchen


OK. It’s no longer a conspiracy theory. I now know for a fact I “am” living in a simulation! Yesterday, my niece Leah Ketchen and I were talking about elephants. Later on, someone on TV told a joke about elephants. “How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.” And now, I walk into Walmart to be greeted by none other than an Elephant plushie congratulating me on my graduation to the acceptance of the fact that I am most definitely living in a simulation! Don’t call me a conspiracy theorist. I have graduated to become a CONSPIRACY REALIST. — Jonathan Tad Ketchen

2024-05-08

Darth Vader wishes he lived closer to Toronto’s CN TOWER, but he can still visit a nice big photo of it at Guelph’s HELMAND KABAB HOUSE next door to his apartment. He loves their pizza! — http://JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen) ::: #myCNtower


Darth Vader wishes he lived closer to Toronto’s CN TOWER, but he can still visit a nice big photo of it at Guelph’s HELMAND KABAB HOUSE next door to his apartment. He loves their pizza!
http://JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen) ::: #myCNtower


2024-04-30


“Maharishi Froggy” by JTK.CA
© Jonathan Tad Ketchen

When All Else Fails,
Cast Two Shadows.

“DECONSTRUCTIVE INFRASTRUCTURE”
by JTK.CA
© Jonathan Tad Ketchen

My excuses
Have excuses,
Holding me back
From progress.

It’s a deconstructive infrastructure.

2024-04-10

Social media companies keep making me happy with their features and then changing those features to make me hate them! WTF? Do you mean I have to actually GET A LIFE! Shit! 😜😂💖
Good grief! Facebook has screwed up 2FA permanently locking people out of their accounts, and now Twitter has screwed up "Sensitive Content" warnings! My account is already designated as having sensitive content, so why am even "I" getting sensitive content warnings and blurrings!

2024-03-29

You can tell the DEEP STATE is responsible by how quickly the DEEP STATE declared the KEY BRIDGE COLLAPSE was NOT an act of terrorism. Like 9/11, it was just a new form of CONTROLLED DEMOLITION.

2024-02-17

I shot this “LUMINESCENT VALENTINE” photo years ago when sunlight bounced off one of my apartment building’s windows and threw a Valentine’s light splash onto my street. Enjoy! — JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen)


I shot this “LUMINESCENT VALENTINE” photo years ago when sunlight bounced off one of my apartment building’s windows and threw a Valentine’s light splash onto my street. Enjoy! — JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

2024-02-15

“NOW IS THE WINTER OF OUR SELF-CONTEMPT” by JTK.CA

Walking down the street,
A very short distance
To my next destination:

“Fingers freeze.
Think of gloves in pocket.
Too much trouble.
Be indoors in a minute.”

Then I realize
What I’m really thinking is:

“I’m not worth it.
My comfort’s not important.”

Ironic,
Because a few minutes earlier
I had been composing
This evangelistic message:

People often attribute little value
To human life
Because they forget in whose
Image it was created.
God longs for us
More than we could ever long for romance.
Our feelings of rejection
Are nothing compared to his.
We are worth more than the galaxies to him.
Don’t turn away his love.
You are worth more than you can know.
God made you in his image,
So he gave you your own will.
You can use that will to embrace or reject
The God who sent his Son for you
And offers you his Spirit too.
But it’s your choice.
Your Creator respects you that much.
Created in the image of God,
This is the measure of our worth.

Ironic that I wrote those words
Just before I said to myself,
“I’m not worth it.
My comfort’s not important.”

2024-02-12

“I KNOW I AM EVIL. HERE’S WHY.” by JTK.CA

I used to clean houses and offices for a living and did an immaculate job. Just don’t look at my apartment now. You see, I’m a “RETIRED” housekeeper. I’m retired, damn it!

I know I am evil because if I had a time machine, I would kidnap my younger professional housekeeper self and make him my slave. Of course, that would backfire when he would rebel and murder his slave driver. A bizarre time-travel murder-suicide.

2024-01-28

JTK.CA (Me), My Cousin Doug, and His Sister (My Cousin) Janice: 2024


My Cousin Janice’s Group Selfie ::: Back Left to Right: JTK.CA (Me) and My Cousin Doug ::: Lower Right ::: Doug’s Sister (My Cousin) Janice ::: It was at our long-delayed January 27, 2024 Family Christmas Party.

2024-01-23

Destroy the WEF (World Economic Fuckers)! All big businesses involved should pull themselves out. Stop giving money to tyrants; they will decay as all tyrants do. Like companies are abandoning DEI and ESG, they must bankrupt WEF. Divorce the psychopathic killer depopulationists.

2024-01-19

“Free Frosting OR Free Palestine: PERCEPTION is everything” by http://JTK.CA (a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen) ::: I thought it was “Free Frosting” when I shot the photo last night, and I thought it was hilarious! That’s why I shot it. Then, this afternoon, while editing and uploading it, I realized it was “Free Palestine.” PERCEPTION is everything. Never be quick to assume you’re right!


“Free Frosting OR Free Palestine: PERCEPTION is everything” by http://JTK.CA (a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

I thought it was “Free Frosting” when I shot the photo last night, and I thought it was hilarious! That’s why I shot it. Then, this afternoon, while editing and uploading it, I realized it was “Free Palestine.” PERCEPTION is everything. Never be quick to assume you’re right!

2024-01-02

“THE CELIBATE EXHIBITIONIST” by JTK.CA

I have a good online friend who is a female porn star. She’s invited me to be on her podcast to talk about how I’m a nudist and a hedo. I look forward to explaining how I am a nudist and a nude model, but I am not a hedo. I’m a weirdo. I’m a celibate exhibitionist.

I am “SoloSexual.” All orientations turn me on. I love to watch and imagine. However, I don’t even like sticking my hand in the same bag of pretzels as someone else. That’s why “I” am my only sex partner. #SoloSexual — Tad (JTK.CA) NudistPoet a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen


2023-12-28

“VERBAL MURDER”
by JTK.CA
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Bang! Bang!
You’re dead.
Fifty insults
In your head.

Blast! Blast!
You’re fried
’Cos I told all my friends about you,
But I lied.

I just killed a man,
But I have no gun.
In my hand I hold
The smoking tongue.

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http://JTK.CA
© Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

Tad’s Note:

I’ll never forget the immortal words of my
dear, departed Grandma Lillie Root, after
I read her this particular poem of mine.

She exclaimed,
“What depraved mind wrote that?”

I responded, “My depraved mind. It’s about
how we can kill people with our words.”

She was still not impressed.

2023-12-26

Universal Basic Income
is trending on X.

And, of course, the government will TURN OFF my UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME if I criticize government policies. 🇨🇦 You proved yourself untrustworthy when you shut down Freedom Convoy-related bank accounts. Why the fuck would we trust you now? #TrudeauMustGo