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2024-09-24

Good fucking grief! @YahooNews is toxically biased against former President @realDonaldTrump! I just checked my @Yahoo email and discovered their bile against him in multiple headlines. Fuck Yahoo News! — JTK.CA (@JTKdotCA)

2024-09-20

“JUPITER with Three of Its Moons composited with Our 92.9% Waning Gibbous MOON (Around 3 AM, September 20, 2024)” by JTK.CA


“JUPITER with Three of Its Moons composited with Our 92.9% Waning Gibbous MOON (Around 3 AM, September 20, 2024)” by JTK.CA

2024-09-13

2024-08-23


SERENDIPITOUS: I finish eating 2 Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese, then look up from my table to see an ad for 2 Double Quarter Pounders with Cheese. I guess the Universe is Synchronized. 😁💖ðŸ’Ŧ — JTK.CA

2024-08-08

“BLUE CRESCENT” by JTK.CA ::: This was the crescent moon after sunset on Wednesday, August 7, 2024.


“BLUE CRESCENT” by JTK.CA ::: This was the crescent moon after sunset on Wednesday, August 7, 2024.

“FIERY CRESCENT” by JTK.CA ::: This was the crescent moon after sunset on Wednesday, August 7, 2024.


“FIERY CRESCENT” by JTK.CA ::: This was the crescent moon after sunset on Wednesday, August 7, 2024.

2024-07-21

2024-07-19

Wonders of Technology? I say, "Blunders of Technology!" -- JTK.CA

My computer's so slow and glitchy, I feel like I'm on fucking 1995 dial-up internet again. I had to go to my tablet to write this. ðŸĪŠ

Wonders of Technology?
I say, "Blunders of Technology!"
 

2024-07-02

"VERY COOL UPGRADE OF OUR BODIES" ::: © JTK.CA

"VERY COOL UPGRADE OF OUR BODIES"
by JTK.CA
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I just had fun reading Luke 24
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=luke%2024&version=NIV
the final chapter of that Gospel. It's actually kind of comical when you pay attention. In verse 31, Jesus is with some followers, and "Poof!" -- he disappears. Later on, in a different place (verses 36-37), Jesus' disciples are gathered, and "Poof!" -- he appears, scaring them silly! Finally, in verse 51 (à la Area 51), while Jesus is speaking to them, he flies away!

Clearly, through his resurrection, his human body got a major upgrade! And he "is" still human, as he says in the chapter that he still has "flesh and bones." I really think this is amazing that all those who believe in him will be resurrected into these same upgraded human bodies. We truly will "mount up on wings 'like' eagles"! We won't "be" eagles, we'll still be human. But, "like" eagles, we'll be able to fly.

I float through the air all the time in my dreams. It's wild to know, someday, because Christ loved me and gave himself for me, I'll be meeting him "in the air" without the need of any kind of vehicle other than my own, imperishable, upgraded, flying/appearing/disappearing/amazing upgraded human body.

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TAD is JTK.CA NudistPoet
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“DON’T BE SO QUICK TO HATE YOUR ENEMIES” by JTK.CA


“DON’T BE SO QUICK TO HATE YOUR ENEMIES”
by Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

The wife of an elder in one of Dad’s (@RevDavidKetchen) churches said to him, “We don’t come to church to be told we’re sinners.” She also told him, “Your preaching is an embarrassment.” Dad was prone to depression his whole life, and she certainly did not help. Nonetheless, the weird thing is that Dad got a birthday card from her when everyone else in the church forgot his birthday.

DON’T BE SO QUICK TO HATE YOUR ENEMIES.

I once criticized a co-worker on the “F” word being one-half of his vocabulary, since he used it every other word. Needless to say, Mr. F answered me with a diatribe of profanity. Sometime later, I was upset by someone’s treatment of me, and, lo and behold, Mr. F came to my defence and encouraged me.

DON’T BE SO QUICK TO HATE YOUR ENEMIES.

2024-06-15

“MY LIFE IS IN STORAGE” by JTK.CA

“MY LIFE IS IN STORAGE” by http://JTK.CA
(Written Feb. 1, 2000)

I’ve moved to my Grandma’s.
My life is in storage.
I’d like Frosted Flakes,
But I’m stuck eating porridge.

My computer is locked up

And packed in big boxes.
About all I have here
Are my shoes and my soxes.

I’m used to typesetting,

But I’m back to typewriter
And Liquid Paper on paper
As a poet and writer.

Awaiting my big break
In graphic design,

I type my way
To the end of the line.

But even though

My computer’s not on,
You can still view my website,
TadCreations.com.

© http://JTK.CA
Tad “JTK.CA” NudistPoet
© Jonathan Tad Ketchen
http://TadCreations.com
Guelph, Ontario, Canada
https://NudistPoet.com
519-830-4812

“LUMINESHADEPHOBIA” ::: http://TadCreations.com ::: Copyright © Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

Lumineshadephobia is a word I invented to describe my phobia of lighting fixtures or lighting covers falling on my head. Some of the lighting fixtures in my apartment unit have their covers in storage somewhere because, once I changed the bulbs, I refused to put the covers back on. The reason is that Dad and I (and sometimes Mom) cleaned houses together for a living from 1996 to 1998, and I had a couple of scary encounters. We were cleaning a house one day, and I heard a big thud, so I went upstairs, and on the landing of the top of the stairs lay the huge, heavy light cover from the ceiling light. I realized that if I had been under it at the time, it falling could have knocked me out or killed me — I say “killed” because the light cover had a pointy, decorative spike at the base. If I had been dead-centre, under the light, I’d be dead, with a very stylish half-globe light cover drilled into the top of my skull.

The second lighting incident was at another house, in which a chandelier was hanging above the staircase, and while we were cleaning, I heard a crash! I went to find half of the chandelier lying in pieces in the middle of the staircase. There would have been even more chance of me being under it at the time of this crash, since I obsessively vacuum each step of a staircase. Fortunately, I wasn’t vacuuming the stairs at the time.

So, that’s why my ceiling lights are bare bulbs; and you thought it was because I’m a nudist. The bare bulbs may look boring, but I don’t want any light covers falling on my head. There are still a couple of light covers on the ceiling, but that’s because I’ve never changed the long-dead bulb in one of my kitchen lights, and I don’t think the light cover inside my entrance is removable. Whenever I do get around to actually changing that kitchen bulb, that light cover will go into storage with the three other light covers, huddled together, feeling lonely and rejected in a dark closet. And like in my favourite IKEA commercial, “You may feel sorry for these light covers. That is because you’re crazy. They have no feelings.”

2024-06-09

“A PLACE CALLED ‘TOMORROW’” by JTK.CA

“A PLACE CALLED ‘TOMORROW’”
by JTK.CA

I’ve always said,
“I should.
I should.
I should.”

You said,
“So, tell me what you’ve done.”

I said,
“Absolutely nothing.”



I’ve always said,
“I will.
I will.
I will.”

You asked,
“So, have you done it?”

I answered,
“No.”



I’ve always said,
“I’ll go.
I’ll go.
I’ll go.”

You asked,
“Where have you been?”

I said,
“A place called ‘Tomorrow.’”



You asked me,
“Why do you fear what’s in the world?
No one can stop you!
No one can stop you!
Nothing can stop you!”

I asked you,
“Why?”

You said,
“Because you’re not moving.”

2024-06-03

“LUCIFER WAS PERFECT UNTIL…” by JTK.CA

“LUCIFER WAS PERFECT UNTIL…” by JTK.CA

Lucifer was blameless and perfect until he looked into the mirror, saw he was God’s most beautiful creature, and then plotted to rule the universe with his beauty. His mutiny against God was the first mistake in the history of the universe. You see, Lucifer was chasing the wrong crown, a golden crown encrusted with diamonds, a fitting tribute to his beauty. Unfortunately, what he did not realize was that the only crown that could ever rule the universe was a crown of thorns.

I was inspired to write this by Ezekiel 28:11-19 (KJV), in which God’s prophecy against the king of Tyrus is clearly a metaphorical description of Lucifer.

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

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