2023-02-05

They ask, “You know God & Satan in the Garden of Eden?” I respond, “Oh! You mean Enlil & Enki? I’m an agnostic with a Jesus Christ insurance policy.”

2023-01-26

“Op!” 😳 “OP!” 🤯 As a #ConspiracyTheorist, I see #PsyOps everywhere. 🤪🤣💖

2023-01-21

All my FIVE domain names forwarded to NudistPoet.com for the past year or more.

Now I've given them each their own individual homes again. Each goes to its own page.

JTK.CA
TadCreations.com
NudeCreations.com
NakedEnthusiasts.com

NudistPoet.com
is still a sampler page that leads to everything.

“I KNOW I AM EVIL. HERE’S WHY.” by JTK.CA

I used to clean houses and offices for a living and did an immaculate job. Just don’t look at my apartment now. You see, I’m a “RETIRED” housekeeper. I know I am evil because if I had a time machine, I would kidnap my younger professional housekeeper self and make him my slave. Of course, that would backfire when he would rebel and murder his slave driver.

2023-01-18

Canada To Legalize Euthanasia For "Mature Minors"

2023-01-16

Sorry, I’m not nude in this, but this is my first official “Age 55 in 2023” selfie. Find all my creative adventures and NUDES on my http://JTK.CA website. JTK.CA is my website address AND my pen name. — NudistPoet JONATHAN TAD KETCHEN (JTK.CA)

Sorry, I’m not nude in this, but this is my first official “Age 55 in 2023” selfie. Find all my creative adventures and NUDES on my http://JTK.CA website. JTK.CA is my website address AND my pen name. — NudistPoet JONATHAN TAD KETCHEN (JTK.CA)

2023-01-14

Jonathan Tad Ketchen ::: JTK.CA ::: Creative Adventurer ::: a.k.a. @NudistPoet

Jonathan Tad Ketchen
JTK.CA
Creative Adventurer
a.k.a.
@NudistPoet

2023-01-11

“AT LONG LAST” by JTK.CA

At long last,
I break you down.

Stuck in the middle
Of trying to surrender,
I find a phrase
To help me remember:

At long last!

2022-12-21

“IT IS WHAT IT IS” by JTK.CA

There is no past.
There is no future.

Time is an interpretive dance of reality.
It is what it is.

God says,
“I am that I am.”

Christ’s sacrifice was determined
“before the foundation of the world.”
It is the focal point of reality.
Everything revolves around it.
Jesus’ death and resurrection
Are merely one entire book
Containing chapters and pages
Called past and future.

The Present “is” Eternity.
We are mere Characters in the Story.
Mere, yet of infinite value,
That the Author would Die and Rise
To give us that same Hope
And close the book on
The most incredible story ever written.

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Note: Ironically, I titled this poem
my least favourite phrase of all time,
“IT IS WHAT IT IS.”
Oddly, it’s now my favourite phrase.

2022-12-16

“LONG LIVE NEW AGE MUSIC!”
(In response to some messages I received
while working at Camp Pinnacle,
a Christian camp in upstate New York)
(Dedicated to Enya)
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TadCreations.com
Copyright © JONATHAN TAD KETCHEN (JTK.CA)
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Your high and mighty wisdom
Captivates the hearts of fellow Christians.
Oh, how wise you are,
How indisputable your claims!
High atop the pinnacle of your mighty castle,
Your serfs and vassals below await your every cry.

I can hear you now.
“Stay away my friends from non-Christian music.
It will eat a hole in your soul.
Evil surrounds every word, every chord
Because the music is not dedicated to the Lord.”
In response to your musical wisdom,
I think you’ve played a bitter chord
In the ear of God, your Lord.
Each pitch is His creation.
Each word, each chord
Stands or falls at the call of Creator Lord, not at the call of men.
Music’s value rests in the Creator’s perfect wisdom,
Not in the hands of men below;
Yet, He lets them write and sing its lofty tones.

I don’t hear God speaking through your tumultuous words.*
I hear in Enya’s new age, lofty tones
The whispering voice of Christ, my Lord.**
Your words bring great confusion.
Enya’s God-given gift is soothing.

Music is not Christian or non-Christian.
Music doesn’t need a Saviour;
We do.

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* 1 Kings 19:11-12
** 1 Kings 19:12-13

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Tad’s Note: I told Dad (@RevDavidKetchen) about how the
preacher in one of Camp Pinnacle’s chapel services warned us
about how non-Christian music gave out subliminal messages.
Because of that, I told Dad I was thinking about getting rid of
all my secular music CDs, to which Dad wisely responded, “I
think that preacher was sending you subliminal messages.”
My poem (above) was the result.

2022-11-14

“WRITER’S BLOCK” by @NudistPoet (JTK.CA)
© Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

Sitting hopeless with a pencil,
I found a word that rhymes with “stencil.”

I write a poem every day.
Sometimes it ends up this way.
My brain is clogged;
The well’s run dry —
Needs rain to fall down from the sky.
Until the inspiration strikes,
My days shall end with hopeless nights.

Sitting hopeless with a pencil,
I found a word that rhymes with “stencil.”

2022-11-08

This was the full moon the night of November 7, 2022, although the exact minute of its fullness didn’t come until November 8 at 6:02 a.m. Still, the original of this shot has the moon at 2,030 pixels high and 2,024 pixels wide. That’s the insane zoom power of my 63x Optical Zoom SONY Cyber-shot DSC-H400 camera. — http://JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

This was the full moon the night of November 7, 2022, although the exact minute of its fullness didn’t come until November 8 at 6:02 a.m. Still, the original of this shot has the moon at 2,030 pixels high and 2,024 pixels wide. That’s the insane zoom power of my 63x Optical Zoom SONY Cyber-shot DSC-H400 camera. — http://JTK.CA (Jonathan Tad Ketchen)

2022-09-20

The Queen Elizabeth II British Funeral Service and Internment Service were each beautiful and profound testaments to and explanations of her vibrant faith in Jesus Christ. Potentially billions of people heard the Gospel, perhaps for the first time. On the other hand, the Canadian Tribute Service broadcast from Ottawa was a bunch of woke virtue-signaling interfaithless God-beldygook.

2022-09-18

"Kelly's Purple Passion
(Ode to Kelly Kendall)"
by her high school classmate
Jonathan Tad Ketchen (a.k.a. Arnold)

Purple passion
For purple fashion,
Purple flowers...
Soon I know...

Kelly's hair
Is not yet purple,
But with her passion,
You never know.

I have a feeling
There's no ceiling
To her passion
For purple fashion,
Purple flowers...
Ivory towers
Painted purple, just for show.

Someday
A dressed-in-purple lady
With her dressed-in-purple baby
And her perfect, purple husband
Will buy a purple home.

Soon I know
I'll never know
How far she'll go.

See how the clouds go in front of and behind the moon? Proof we live on a #FlatEarth, and the sun and moon are BELOW the firmament. 🤪🤣💖

It worked perfectly with the Facebook cloud frame.