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2020-08-06

Fantastic documentary EVERYONE needs to watch! ::: Dl$NEY'S Massive Medi@ Empire

2020-07-25

What is Zero? Getting Something from Nothing - with Hannah Fry

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9 are excited to meet a new friend. 0 walks in, and 4 turns to 7, mockingly asking, “What is it with him? He’s just a circle with a hole in him? What a waste of space.” 7 responds, “What have I always told you, 4? Never meet your Zeroes!”

“CHANGING WORDS” by Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)

Although I am all for gender-inclusion, I am against the recent emergence of gender-inclusive Bible translations. The Bible was not written in a gender-inclusive time, and if the Bible is truly the Word of God, as we claim; our translations should be as ACCURATE and PRECISE as possible, not as COMFORTABLE as possible. Even though the term “sons of God” refers to men or women, men need not get chauvinistic about it. Just remember, guys, at Christ’s Second Coming, we all become “the bride of Christ” including all you macho men. 👸❣️

2020-07-24

“POEM TO JESUS” by JTK.CA

“POEM TO JESUS” by http://JTK.CA

I’ve not yet seen You face to face,
But you’ve promised me I’ll win the race.
I’ll win the race that You have run.
I’ll win the race because You won.

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2020-07-18

Whenever something is sold as NEW AND IMPROVED, it’s actually RUINED AND SCREWED.

The 3 MUSKETEERS chocolate bar used to come in a white wrapper with red lettering and I loved the taste. But then, in the 1980s, they changed it to the current silver wrapper with red lettering and initially included on the silver wrapper, “NEW! 15% MORE CHOCOLATE!” My response was, “Thanks a lot for ruining a great chocolate bar! You’ve totally thrown off the chocolate to nougat ratio!”

2020-07-17

In 2020, if the government told us we could not enter the grocery store unless we jumped off a cliff first, we would all jump off a cliff. And the government would laugh, “Problem solved.”

2020-07-16

Pro-Choice calls Pro-Life “Anti-Abortion” — therefore, Pro-Life shall henceforth call Pro-Choice “Anti-Life” just to be fair.

It is hilarious to see anti-lifers call photography of alive-and-thriving embryos and fetuses in their natural habitat, the womb, to be graphic and offensive. It’s like saying, “Warning! This contains graphic photos of senior citizens eating lunch! Viewer discretion is advised!”

2020-07-12

Abraham Lincoln responds to our Return to Slavery

2020-07-11

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_(slave)

We need to backlash against mask mandates and house arrest of innocents and release of criminals in 2020, or else this image (https://images.app.goo.gl/TuZ2MXnLfUwiik2N8) will be the only BACKLASH we ever experience again. History repeats itself if you erase history!

By Mathew Brady - File:Scourged back by McPherson & Oliver, 1863.jpg, Public Domain, Link

2020-07-05

“SUFFOCATING WHISPERS” by JTK.CA

“SUFFOCATING WHISPERS” by JTK.CA

The squirrels are bounding along.
Birds are chirping a song.
Spotted owls perch and survey the glorious landscape.
Hyenas giggle and guffaw.
Giraffes graze the treetops.
Then mankind comes along.
A serpent circles a tree,
Waiting to strangle man’s sensibility.
The snake succeeds.

Womankind has a talk with mankind,
And they become (hu)mankind.
Humankind starts listening to too many loud voices
And misses the landslide majority of suffocating whispers.
Humankind finds loud voices to be appealing,
Thus instates
“The Freedom To Be an Idiot Act.”

As a result,
Humankind enters Cosmic Court
To declare itself a dangerous and unredeemable species,
In order to save
**********The Wooly Mammoth Caterpillar,
**********The rare Loony Moth,
**********And the Revive the Monarchy Butterfly.
Humankind receives a self-induced collective heart attack
And dies,
With the assistance of the merciful
Patron Saint Kevorkian.

*

Free from human tyranny,
The squirrels declare themselves
“King of the Beasts”
And have massive lion hunts,
In which hundreds of squirrels
Dive-bomb a single lion from his shade tree.
Birds are chirping obscenities
And calling it art.
Hyenas laugh their heads off
When hearing the birds;
Nothing else is funny to them anymore.
The giraffes still graze the treetops,
So the other animals call them “old-fashioned”
And make them into social outcasts
Because of their long necks.

A spotted owl surveys the landscape of crumbling buildings.
She is perched on top of
A human skull.

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