Whenever something is sold as NEW AND IMPROVED, it’s actually RUINED AND SCREWED.
The 3 MUSKETEERS chocolate bar used to come in a white wrapper with red lettering and I loved the taste. But then, in the 1980s, they changed it to the current silver wrapper with red lettering and initially included on the silver wrapper, “NEW! 15% MORE CHOCOLATE!” My response was, “Thanks a lot for ruining a great chocolate bar! You’ve totally thrown off the chocolate to nougat ratio!”
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