2015-08-30

"HUMAN HAIKU" by JTK.CA

"HUMAN HAIKU" by Tad (http://JTK.CA) @NudistPoet:

Human embryos,
Fetuses growing daily;
Will they be slaughtered?

2015-08-23

“BRAIN FRIES” by JTK.CA

“BRAIN FRIES” by http://JTK.CA

● Mood: Stupefied.
● Listening to: the big fan. It’s hot in here.
● Reading: these words that I’m typing.
● Watching: the screen of my laptop.
● Playing: Klingon Checkers.
● Eating: my thoughts.
● Drinking: the Milky Way galaxy.

Fast food leads to the invention of fast sanity.
I go to the Fast Sanity restaurant and make my order:
One Symposium sandwich and a large diet Orange Genius.
The girl behind the counter asks,
“Would you like Brain Fries with that?”
I say, “No thanks; my brain’s already fried.”

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

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Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
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“A” by JTK.CA

“A” by http://JTK.CA

It was a longer NO PARKING wedge painted on the pavement with more than one yellow slash through the middle, but I strategically cropped it to form a capital A.

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

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Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
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2015-08-10

“MOON MAN BLACK BACK” by JTK.CA ::: ...because I have to call it something. :P

“MOON MAN BLACK BACK” by http://JTK.CA

...because I have to call it something. :P

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

http://TadCreations.com & http://NudistPoet.com
Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
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2015-08-06

 I show love to my wife and kids by not having a wife and kids. Thanks to the girls who said, "Let's just be friends."

2015-08-01

“...IN THE NAME OF LOVE” by JTK.CA

“...IN THE NAME OF LOVE” by http://JTK.CA

Shot at the end of my “ONCE IN A...” photo session in Guelph’s Wilson Farm Park.

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

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Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
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“ONCE IN A...” by JTK.CA

“ONCE IN A...” by http://JTK.CA

July’s blue moon setting, in the morning, shot from Guelph’s Wilson Farm Park.

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

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Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
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2015-07-31

My life is so good, most people would kill for my life, and then they'd get life. But, this is Canada; they'd probably only get a few years.

2015-07-30

“PRESSED AND BAKED (Inspired by my friend Kristine Christensen’s* brilliant statement at the reception for my Valparaiso University graduation. She said, ‘I feel like a cookie, pressed and baked.’ I said, ‘Kristine! I love it! I’m going to turn it into a poem and dedicate it to you!’)” by JTK.CA

“PRESSED AND BAKED (Inspired by my friend Kristine Christensen’s* brilliant statement at the reception for my Valparaiso University graduation. She said, ‘I feel like a cookie, pressed and baked.’ I said, ‘Kristine! I love it! I’m going to turn it into a poem and dedicate it to you!’)” by http://JTK.CA

“I feel like a cookie,
Pressed and baked.”*
I’ve eaten these years away,
And it all can be seen today.

I feel like a cookie,
All crunched and digested.
I feel like a theory
That hasn’t been tested.
I’m lost in a chocolate sea;
Glued to vanilla cream;
Exhausted from ecstasy.
Here I lie
On a tray.

I’m at a reception
For my life.
People are asking
What comes next
As they take me in pieces
From the tray
And munch their curious
Souls away.

But the taste
Makes them happy,
And the chocolate
Makes them hyper.
They munch away
At my possible futures
While I figure out how to
Pay the piper.

But I will make it.
I have the power.
I am cookie;
Hear me roar.

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

http://TadCreations.com & http://NudistPoet.com
Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
http://NudeCreations.TUMBLR.com

2015-07-26

“INEVITABLE CONQUEST” by JTK.CA

“INEVITABLE CONQUEST” by http://JTK.CA

I just shot the best UFO-sighting photograph you’ve ever seen! Just kidding. It’s actually the really cool lighting in the Walmart parking lot!

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

http://TadCreations.com & http://NudistPoet.com
Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­830-4812
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2015-07-25

“INSANITY SOUFFLÉ: Songs from the Psych Ward” by http://JTK.CA

“INSANITY SOUFFLÉ: Songs from the Psych Ward” by http://JTK.CA

Would you like to see my rash?
I’m a little short on cash.
But for a treat,
I’ll make your memories sweet
If you’d like to see my rash.

© Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen

http://TadCreations.com & http://NudistPoet.com
Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh?
JTK.CA@JTK.CA
519­­-­­830-4812
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2015-07-22

“HIDDEN TO THE WORLD: (Photo & Poem)” by JTK.CA

“HIDDEN TO THE WORLD: (Photo & Poem)” by http://JTK.CA ::: © Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen ::: http://TadCreations.com & http://NudistPoet.com ::: Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh? ::: JTK.CA@JTK.CA ::: 519-­­830-4812 ::: http://NudeCreations.TUMBLR.com

I wrote this poem in the 1990’s. Yesterday, a couple of decades later, I shot this photo. I think they go perfectly together.

“HIDDEN TO THE WORLD: (Photo & Poem)” by http://JTK.CA

I feel a poem coming on,
And nothing else can fill my time
But composition of this song
And corresponding rhythm and rhyme.

I feel a poem in the room
Being knitted together as in a womb,
And nothing more could please this sage
Than threading words onto this page.

I feel a poem, hidden to the world,
Understood in my heart alone,
But growing till by the world it’s known
And I am in the poet’s throne…

Six feet deep.

2015-07-19

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“NATURE IN THE CITY: At the edge of the sidewalk, a random family and I watch BIG MAMA TURTLE LAYING EGGS in a hole she dug. I film with my phone.” — @NudistPoet ::: © http://JTK.CA

2015-07-06

#‎JUXTAPOSITIONismorethanJUSTaPOSITION‬

http://bit.ly/JUXTAPOSITIONismorethanJUSTaPOSITION <<< Comment by JTK.CA: This is NOT my photo, but this “is” a PERFECT example of one of my short poems I turned into a hashtag. ‪#‎JUXTAPOSITIONismorethanJUSTaPOSITION‬

2015-07-03

"2015 CANADA DAY FULL MOON WITH A MIRACLE AT 3 MINUTES, 44 SECONDS" ::: ...

“2015 CANADA DAY FULL MOON WITH A MIRACLE AT 3 MINUTES, 44 SECONDS” by http://JTK.CA ::: © Tad (http://JTK.CA) NudistPoet (http://NudeCreations.com) a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen ::: http://TadCreations.com & http://NudistPoet.com ::: Guelph (pronounced “Gwelf”), Ontario, Canada, eh? ::: JTK.CA@JTK.CA ::: 519­­-­830-4812 ::: http://NudeCreations.TUMBLR.com

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