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© Jonathan Tad Ketchen
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2017-12-09

"JTK INITIALS ME, BUT THE LETTERS SHOULD BE OCD" ::: © JTK.CA

"JTK INITIALS ME, BUT THE LETTERS SHOULD BE OCD"
TAD is JTK.CA NudistPoet
Copyright © Jonathan Tad Ketchen

I saw a documentary on Howard Hughes's "SEVERE OCD," and it felt rather strange, since it was like they were describing me. We've shared a lot of the same disturbing symptoms. Bathing for me is torture, so it happens rarely. I can picture the one to two hours of OCD rituals it will involve, so I put it off into infinity. And, when I do "finally" give in, it's a half-hour of water, instead, because the soap would just complicate the showering process. Occasionally, I take a bubble bath, to help alleviate my tendency to over-use the soap, like I over-do everything that I do. My rational with the bubble bath is that I am "in" soap, in the hopes that it will control my need to over-soap. Another oddity is that I am more comfortable with showering at a nudist resort or event (surrounded by naked friends and strangers) than I am with showering alone at home. Needless to say, my bathing phobia is one major reason, I keep most of my social life online. I love one episode of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION, in which Worf is asked if he wants to go swimming, to which he responds in a tone of disgust, "Swimming is too much like BATHING." Ironically, with my lack of bathing, I do wash my hands and forearms with moist towelettes around 20 times a day. Repeated hand-washings used to make my hands raw, but I've discovered moist towelettes are my solution. I probably wash my hands even more now than I did with soap and water; but it does not hurt my hands anymore. When I'm in the checkout at the grocery store, with my 16 cannisters of moist towellettes, I like to joke to the teller, "I keep the moist towelette industry in business." I've written extensively on my OCD at JTKdotCA.blogspot.ca/search?q=OCD. Now, if only I could figure out how to make millions of dollars with it, like Howard Hughes did. Then again, in many ways, the money ruined his life; so I'm content the way things are for me.

I'm a male nude model who is turning 50 later this month, and I have ablutophobia (fear of bathing). So, I am, literally, a #DirtyOldMan! 🤪💖

2017-12-07

“VADER SELFIES” by JTK.CA


“VADER SELFIES” by http://JTK.CA

#StarWars #DarthVader

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2017-12-05

“CENTENNIAL PROJECT” by JTK.CA

“CENTENNIAL PROJECT” by http://JTK.CA

I used to call myself CENTENNIAL PROJECT Creative Enterprises. I was conceived and born in Canada’s Centennial Year 1967, so my maternal grandpa (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Henry_Haines_Root) called me my parents’ CENTENNIAL PROJECT. — Jonathan Tad Ketchen​ (@NudistPoet and http://JTK.CA)

Tad “JTK.CA” NudistPoet
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2017-11-25

“CLASSICAL NUDIST” starring Tad (http://JTK.CA) @NudistPoet a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen -- Nude Selfies from 2017-11-25

“CLASSICAL NUDIST” starring Tad (http://JTK.CA) @NudistPoet a.k.a. Jonathan Tad Ketchen -- Nude Selfies from 2017-11-25

http://bit.ly/ClassicalNudist

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© Jonathan Tad Ketchen
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2017-11-21

“SHADOWS OF CONFUSION” by JTK.CA

Jonathan Tad Ketchens Note: In 1990 to 1991, I went to the same Toronto church as famous Canadian Poet Margaret Avison. I gave her a self-published booklet of 20 of my poems. This poem was her favourite:

“SHADOWS OF CONFUSION” by http://JTK.CA

I have decided
To decide
What I’ve already decided.

And, as predicted,
My honesty leaves shadows of confusion
In the minds of those
Who try to understand
The un-understandable;
Failing,
They decide I’ve made the wrong decision.

Tad “JTK.CA” NudistPoet
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“BORG, OOKPIK, TAD, MOON” ::: © JTK.CA



“BORG, OOKPIK, TAD, MOON” by http://JTK.CA

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2017-11-18

“LIVING FOREVER” by JTK.CA

“LIVING FOREVER” by http://JTK.CA

The mad scientist,
Who wanted to live forever,
Filled his syringe with sap
From a bristlecone pine
And injected immortality
Into his vein.

After being a widower one hundred seventy thousand times
And travelling across the universe twenty-eight times,
He was struck by lightning
On Planet Five of the Einstein System
And died one day before
His eight millionth birthday.

He’s buried next to Dorian Gray.

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2017-11-16

“ASPECT RATIO ATROCITIES” by JTK.CA

“ASPECT RATIO ATROCITIES” by http://JTK.CA


Finally, CP24 Toronto’s Breaking News has gone full screen 16:9, not floating in the middle of black space on four sides. Now to all the friends and businesses who have their aspect ratio set up wrong on your TV, turn to CP24, and finally fix your screen, because it’s gonna look REALLY strange to you if you don’t. It amazes me how the vast majority of businesses I walk into have their TV’s aspect ratio completely wrong and stretched or zoomed to totally defeat the purpose of having a widescreen TV. These are probably the same people who loved movies on VHS, thinking they were seeing the whole picture when they were only seeing the center and the rest of the image was way to the left and right of the old fashioned 4:3 TVs capabilities. And I’m sure the vast majority of you have no idea what I’m talking about, which is SO SAD.

Now,
Fox News and MSNBC, it’s finally time for you to go full screen 16:9, not floating in the middle of black space on four sides. And RT (RussiaToday), all you need to do is stop being idiots by broadcasting your 16:9 signal in 4:3 making all of your stupid anchors tall and skinny. I have to play with my aspect ratio controls just to watch you and then set them back to normal for most other broadcasters who actually know what they’re doing. And dont get me started on TLN (Telelatino Network), complete and utter aspect ratio morons. I can’t even figure out how to unscrew up your picture when I turn to your channel. Why don’t you hire someone who knows what they’re doing in your broadcast center? Your picture is so distorted, I fall off my chair.

4:3 is the same mathematically as 16:12. Maybe people would understand the difference between 4:3 and 16:9, if we called them 16:12 and 16:9. Then maybe I wouldn’t fly into these rages over everyones completely distorted TV settings.

And stop ruining Star Trek: The Original Series by broadcasting it in 16:9 when it was created in 4:3. Seinfeld has also been ruined by the same aspect ratio atrocity! Stop destroying shows by showing them in 16:9 when they were shot in 4:3. Would you hack the top and bottom off the Mona Lisa too?

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2017-11-07

“LUCIFER WAS PERFECT UNTIL…” by JTK.CA

“LUCIFER WAS PERFECT UNTIL…” by JTK.CA

Lucifer was blameless and perfect until he looked into the mirror, saw he was God’s most beautiful creature, and then plotted to rule the universe with his beauty. His mutiny against God was the first mistake in the history of the universe. You see, Lucifer was chasing the wrong crown, a golden crown encrusted with diamonds, a fitting tribute to his beauty. Unfortunately, what he did not realize was that the only crown that could ever rule the universe was a crown of thorns.

I was inspired to write this by Ezekiel 28:11-19 (KJV), in which God’s prophecy against the king of Tyrus is clearly a metaphorical description of Lucifer.

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2017-11-06

“DOCTOR OF PROCRASTINATION (Pr.D.)” by http://JTK.CA

DOCTOR OF PROCRASTINATION (Pr.D.)” by http://JTK.CA

To get your

Pr.D.
(Doctor of Procrastination)

send your S.A.S.E.
(Suckered And Sold Envelope)
to our
P.O. Box
(Pandoras Opening Box).

No Questions Asked . . . or Answered.
Just send us your money,
You silly Dummy,
When you could have just
Procrastinated for Free!
It doesn’t take a Degree!

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“DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY” by JTK.CA

“DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY” by http://JTK.CA

Keeping gun ownership away from the mentally ill is not an option because of “doctor-patient confidentiality.” Even here in Canada, where there is no second amendment, I don’t think the government can force me to disclose what my mental illness is. I receive Ontario Disability Support Program, and they said I didnt need to tell them what my disability is. I did anyway, because I’m very open about my Severe OCD (http://bit.ly/SevereOCD), but I got the impression that I am not legally required to tell the government my condition, since it’s, once again, a case of “doctor-patient confidentiality.” So this whole liberal American idea of keeping guns away from the mentally ill is just another insidious attempt to remove the right of self-defense from the American citizenry.

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© Jonathan Tad Ketchen
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2017-11-02

“NUDE RUGBY?” by http://JTK.CA

A friend just asked me if I’d be into NUDE RUGBY. I answered: I’d just be a spectator now, because I’m almost 50. And, believe it or not, in high school I was not an exhibitionist yet. In fact, I had permission from the gym teacher NOT to shower after gym class because I didn’t want my fellow students to see me naked. People change, and I sure have! — http://NudeCreations.com

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2017-10-24

“Shadowplay” by http://JTK.CA

“Shadowplay” by http://JTK.CA

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2017-10-21

"YOU PROMISED ME THE MOON" ::: © JTK.CA (a.k.a. NudistPoet)








"YOU PROMISED ME THE MOON"
by JTK.CA (a.k.a. NudistPoet)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

You promised me the moon,
Then took away my rocket.
You sang a lovely tune,
But now I'm paying out of pocket.

So much for anything
That ties me to this planet.
But now I'm stranded here,
With my map to the stars
Forever out of reach.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TAD is JTK.CA NudistPoet
JTK.CA = Tad's Pen Name & "MAIN" Blog
TadCreations.com = Tad's "My Blogs" Listing (Art, Poems, Photos, Stories, etc.)
NudistPoet.com = Tad's HQ, Bio, Nudist Christian Beliefs, and "Clothing Optional" Digital Stage
NudeCreations.com = Tad's "NAKED" Universe
Copyright © Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)
(519) 780-1057 Guelph, Ontario, Canada

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

TAD'S NOTE: This poem (above) was published in the premiere issue of "WHAT IF?" (Canada's Fiction Magazine for Teens). I was credited as Tad Ketchen, my middle and last names. Famous children's author Robert Munsch also had a poem published in the same issue, so now I've had the honour of being published with Robert Munsch. Cool! He and I both live in Guelph (pronounced "Gwelf"), Ontario, Canada, eh?

"OUR SATELLITE" ::: © JTK.CA

For all of my moon photographs, visit my
bit.ly/LunarPhotography
blog. Enjoy! :-)

2017-10-20

HALLOWEEN: the day you tell kids to take candy from strangers. It’s like CHICKEN DAY: when you tell kids to run in traffic. #Crazy

2017-10-04

“ONE VERY HUNGRY SPIDER.” by JTK.CA ::: {The period (.) in the title “on” the photo “is” the spider.}

ONE VERY HUNGRY SPIDER.” by http://JTK.CA

The period (.) in the title “on” the photo “is” the spider.

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2017-10-02

“FLY ME TO THE MOON AT 7:47 PM” by JTK.CA

“FLY ME TO THE MOON AT 7:47 PM” by http://JTK.CA

Ha ha ha! I didn’t plan it that way, but I took this shot of the moon at 7:47 PM! Like I always say, “7:47 — Time to Fly!” I’m crazy; just go with it. I shot this from my apartment building’s parking lot, the evening of Monday, October 2, 2017 . . . yes, at 7:47 PM!

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2017-09-28

“CHRISTMAS BALL IN AUGUST” by JTK.CA ::: While reviewing my nine shots of yesterday morning’s (2017-08-16) moon, compositionally, this one looked to me like a Christmas ball hanging from the top of the vertical image.

“CHRISTMAS BALL IN AUGUST” by http://JTK.CA

While reviewing my nine shots of yesterday morning’s (2017-08-16) moon, compositionally, this one looked to me like a Christmas ball hanging from the top of the vertical image.

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