"MY BEARD HAS A BEARD" ::: © JTK.CA It's time to shave my neck Because my beard has a beard. I might find me a lady If I didn't look so weird. I had a dream last night That a girl found me hot, And that's how I know It was a dream. I'll trade in my self-loathing For a little self-respect. And I'll start it off By shaving my neck. JTK.CA |
Jonathan, YOU aren't in any way unattractive. You are a handsome specimen of a man. You have a manly package, handsome body hair, a nice beard and 'stache, and there is nothing about you that isn't attractive. Although you should SMILE once in a while.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I'm a married man (to a woman), but I believe you have no physiological reason for self-loathing. I would be honored to know you as a friend.
Michael McGrath
Thanks, Michael McGrath. Friendship offer accepted. The most reliable form of contact is my personal Facebook profile: https://facebook.com/jonathan.tad.ketchen
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