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I left Ontario’s provincewide COVID House Arrest to buy toilet paper at Walmart. As I left the store, I said to my favourite Walmart greeter, “Have you noticed that all of Walmart’s clothing departments are closed and roped off? We should all come to Walmart naked in protest.” My favourite greeter laughed, and he said, “Great idea, Tad! You should start it!” I responded, “Nope. I prefer staying out of prison.” As I walked back to the bus stop to head home, to house arrest, wearing my government-mandated face diaper/muzzle, the irony was not lost on me.