"SANTA'S PROMOTION" ::: © JTK.CA

"SANTA'S PROMOTION"
TAD is JTK.CA NudistPoet
Copyright © Jonathan Tad Ketchen

Don't expect Christmas presents
From Santa anymore.
He's been promoted to spokesman
For sales (at every store).

Santa's older and he's broke.
He's gotten weak and short of breath.
His lungs are full of creosote.

He's under doctor's orders
To be good to himself.
So, he's taken a job promoting Christmas sales.
Now he's paid
To make you pay.

All good fairy tales come to an end.