"ANTS" by JTK.CA

I just had a dream, in which Mr. Bailey, our high school gym teacher, hired me to vacuum a carpet covered with ants. I tried to quit, but he wouldn't let me.

I'm insane; just go with it ;-P

I think the dream was just my carpet's way of saying vacuum me. Don't worry, it is not covered with ants, at least not yet. I'd better vacuum soon to keep the prophecy from coming true.

Funny thing is I used to vacuum carpet for a living, and I love vacuuming. The only problem is getting myself to start.

© JTK.CA
( Copyright, yeah. Like anyone would steal it ;-P )