"GRAVE ACCENT`S DIACRITICAL PET PEEVE...`ARGH!'"
by JTK.CA
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`
Call me diacritical;
I am an ancillary glyph,
Not an apostrophe! --
Not a single quote!
I am a grave accent!
So stop abusing me!
Pardon me?
You say, `I`ll comply with your request!'
Why, thank you.
Hey, wait a minute!
You did it again!
You stupid moron!
Let me review:
` is a grave accent.
' is an apostrophe or single quote.
` is NOT an apostrophe or single quote!
You ask,
"It isn`t?"
Argh!
You stupid, freakin' moron!
You're doing it again.
I give up!
`
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