"LONELY AND HORNIER THAN A BRASS BAND" ::: © JTK.CA

"LONELY AND HORNIER THAN A BRASS BAND"
by JTK.CA
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I'm "hornier than a brass band" and "lonely,"
Sinking in a paradoxic quagmire of emotions.
Three billion women in the world,
And they all want to be "just friends" with me.

Adam was alone, God,
And so am I,
So don't let me down.

Which Eve is for me?

God,
It's up to you
And down to me.
Save me from myself,
If need be.

At least I know, God,
I'm no fool for loving you.

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