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2009-01-24

"FREEDOM BROKERS" ::: © JTK.CA

"FREEDOM BROKERS"
by JTK.CA
(You must apply to the Ministry of Thought
to express your opinion.)
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ASTRID THOROUGHBRANCH:
We "are endowed by [our] Creator with certain unalienable Rights..."

LUCID BRANDER:
What creator?

ASTRID:
"...that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

LUCID:
Those rights must be approved by the Legislature.

ASTRID:
Lucid, you got same-sex marriage legalized. Now you want to legalize group marriage?

LUCID:
Come on Astrid, it's what people want!

ASTRID:
Then I propose we throw out all our laws and replace them with an "I Wanted To" law. Whenever the police are about to arrest someone, the accused can be set free by saying the phrase, "I wanted to."

LUCID:
Now you're being ridiculous!

ASTRID:
I'm being ridiculous? Can't you see the permission slippery slope you're on? What's next? Legalized incest? Bestiality? You could even go beyond group marriage and change the definition of marriage to "a legal or religious union between two or more organisms."

LUCID:
Astrid, you're a genius!

ASTRID:
I was afraid you'd say that.

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