"I NEED A WIFE FOR CHRISTMAS"
by JTK.CA
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I need a wife for Christmas.
I need someone to hold.
I need to find my better half
Before my half is old.
I have so many female friends.
I am really blest,
But where's the one to hold me
And share my empty nest?
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2011-04-27
2011-04-24
"HAIKU QUINTET" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
"HAIKU QUINTET"
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
Wise men met shepherds?
Conflation distorts our view.
It never happened.
Romanticized view
Of Jesus in a loin cloth?
In truth he died nude.
Motion pictures are
Embracing evil spirits
While denying God.
People don't believe
In Jesus' resurrection.
But I do. Here's why.
I have a friend who
Was once clinically dead.
He just drove me home.
JTK.CA
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
Wise men met shepherds?
Conflation distorts our view.
It never happened.
Romanticized view
Of Jesus in a loin cloth?
In truth he died nude.
Motion pictures are
Embracing evil spirits
While denying God.
People don't believe
In Jesus' resurrection.
But I do. Here's why.
I have a friend who
Was once clinically dead.
He just drove me home.
JTK.CA
2011-04-22
"GOOD FRIDAY" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
"GOOD FRIDAY"
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
I'm so alone tonight,
Wandering aimlessly
Through an empty house.
Hungry for love,
My heart in my stomach,
I'm so alone I cannot cry.
Then I think, my Jesus,
Of how alone You were
On Good Friday
When Your Father turned His back on You
As You hung in agony,
Cursed by Him, upon a tree.
An eternal bond forsaken,
No one else was ever so alone.
Forsaken by our Father
So I would never be,
You made Yourself King of Sorrow
As You gave Your Love to me
On Good Friday
When my hope was born.
I'm so alone tonight.
You understand and comfort me.
Alone with me,
You cry my tears for me
And wonder when I'll see
That I am not alone.
JTK.CA
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
I'm so alone tonight,
Wandering aimlessly
Through an empty house.
Hungry for love,
My heart in my stomach,
I'm so alone I cannot cry.
Then I think, my Jesus,
Of how alone You were
On Good Friday
When Your Father turned His back on You
As You hung in agony,
Cursed by Him, upon a tree.
An eternal bond forsaken,
No one else was ever so alone.
Forsaken by our Father
So I would never be,
You made Yourself King of Sorrow
As You gave Your Love to me
On Good Friday
When my hope was born.
I'm so alone tonight.
You understand and comfort me.
Alone with me,
You cry my tears for me
And wonder when I'll see
That I am not alone.
JTK.CA
"POTATO" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
"POTATO"
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
When I lived in Valparaiso (Valpo), Indiana, Vice President Dan Quayle got a lot of ridicule for spelling potato as "potatoe." Before his slip-up, I was walking my Valpo neighbourhood, Heritage Valley, and I came to a street with the street sign carved out of wood to read "POTATOE CREEK COURT." Later, on, AFTER Dan Quayle's bad-spelling controversy, I walked by the same street, and they had actually grouted in and painted over the erroneous "E," so that the sign correctly read "POTATO CREEK COURT." I thought that was hilarious! :-) ♥
JTK.CA
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
When I lived in Valparaiso (Valpo), Indiana, Vice President Dan Quayle got a lot of ridicule for spelling potato as "potatoe." Before his slip-up, I was walking my Valpo neighbourhood, Heritage Valley, and I came to a street with the street sign carved out of wood to read "POTATOE CREEK COURT." Later, on, AFTER Dan Quayle's bad-spelling controversy, I walked by the same street, and they had actually grouted in and painted over the erroneous "E," so that the sign correctly read "POTATO CREEK COURT." I thought that was hilarious! :-) ♥
JTK.CA
2011-04-18
"LAST NIGHT" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
"LAST NIGHT" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
Saturn is in the centre. Our moon was further to the right, but I moved it so it showed up in the frame. Moving the moon gives me a great feeling of power! ;-)
Saturn is in the centre. Our moon was further to the right, but I moved it so it showed up in the frame. Moving the moon gives me a great feeling of power! ;-)
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| Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet Tad's Note: I'm almost certain the planet is Saturn, because of another (less impressive) shot I took, in which I think I could see the rings almost vertical. I could have used that image of the planet, but this one looked more dramatic. The planet was 20x digital zoom. Our moon was 5x optical zoom. bit.ly/LunarPhotos shows ALL my moon images. |
2011-04-14
"AND THE PLANE FLEW OVER THE MOON" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
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| "AND THE PLANE FLEW OVER THE MOON" bit.ly/LunarPhotos © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet |
2011-04-11
"REFINED LOGO" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
2011-04-08
"HOUSE OF CARDS" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
2011-04-07
"THE ART OF FRIENDSHIP" (Watercolour) :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
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| "THE ART OF FRIENDSHIP" (Watercolour) © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet |
2011-04-03
"TAD IS VERY ORANGE" :::: © Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
"TAD IS VERY ORANGE"
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
TAD is "JTK.CA" NudistPoet ::: http://JTK.CA ::: © Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)
At 2:21 into the video I show you my TIME MACHINE (a.k.a. atomic alarm clock). It was a gift to me from my late friend Bob Berry. My parents and I used to be house cleaners for him, his wife, and their dogs. Bob had a .357 Magnum handgun, and he liked to joke, "I don't dial 9-1-1; I dial 3-5-7." Because of that, I gifted him with a welcome mat I found that had a picture of a hand holding a handgun, with the picture bearing the caption, "I don't dial 9-1-1." Bob loved it. In return, sometime later, I received a box in the mail from him. Inside was an atomic alarm clock that resets itself 6 times a day, via its own short wave radio receiver connected to the atomic clock in Fort Collins, Colorado, which is the official U.S. Time source. Bob gave me this because he knew my love for precision and that I wanted an atomic clock. Presumably he also gave it to me because he loved the "I don't dial 9-1-1" floor mat I gave him.
I just added this description to my video because, I just learned from Bob Berry's family that he passed away, on March 12, 2011. Bob was a wonderful friend, and I'm glad I had the chance to know him.
JTK.CA
© Tad "JTK.CA" NudistPoet
TAD is "JTK.CA" NudistPoet ::: http://JTK.CA ::: © Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)
At 2:21 into the video I show you my TIME MACHINE (a.k.a. atomic alarm clock). It was a gift to me from my late friend Bob Berry. My parents and I used to be house cleaners for him, his wife, and their dogs. Bob had a .357 Magnum handgun, and he liked to joke, "I don't dial 9-1-1; I dial 3-5-7." Because of that, I gifted him with a welcome mat I found that had a picture of a hand holding a handgun, with the picture bearing the caption, "I don't dial 9-1-1." Bob loved it. In return, sometime later, I received a box in the mail from him. Inside was an atomic alarm clock that resets itself 6 times a day, via its own short wave radio receiver connected to the atomic clock in Fort Collins, Colorado, which is the official U.S. Time source. Bob gave me this because he knew my love for precision and that I wanted an atomic clock. Presumably he also gave it to me because he loved the "I don't dial 9-1-1" floor mat I gave him.
I just added this description to my video because, I just learned from Bob Berry's family that he passed away, on March 12, 2011. Bob was a wonderful friend, and I'm glad I had the chance to know him.
JTK.CA
2011-04-01
"UNDYING LOVE TO GRANDPA ROLY" ::: © JTK.CA
My tribute poem to Dad's dad, my late Grandpa Roly
(William Roland Ketchen),
written after his 1987 passing.
"UNDYING LOVE TO GRANDPA ROLY"
by JTK.CA
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Many say you've gone away;
It's very true, you have --
Lost to sight and sound and touch,
A grandpa and a dad.
Oh, how I miss your smile!
I miss your bear hugs too.
I loved to say, "I love you!"
And hear you say, "I kind of like you too!"
I didn't grieve your "death,"
For life anew you have.
I only miss you desperately;
That's all that makes me sad.
Lost to sight and sound and touch,
A grandpa and a dad.
The sadness lingers little.
It's the beginning, and there's no end!
Found to light and life and love,
My grandpa and my friend!
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http://JTK.CA
Tad@NudistPoet.com
Copyright © Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)
WILLIAM ROLAND KETCHEN
1913-1987
(William Roland Ketchen),
written after his 1987 passing.
"UNDYING LOVE TO GRANDPA ROLY"
by JTK.CA
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Many say you've gone away;
It's very true, you have --
Lost to sight and sound and touch,
A grandpa and a dad.
Oh, how I miss your smile!
I miss your bear hugs too.
I loved to say, "I love you!"
And hear you say, "I kind of like you too!"
I didn't grieve your "death,"
For life anew you have.
I only miss you desperately;
That's all that makes me sad.
Lost to sight and sound and touch,
A grandpa and a dad.
The sadness lingers little.
It's the beginning, and there's no end!
Found to light and life and love,
My grandpa and my friend!
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http://JTK.CA
Tad@NudistPoet.com
Copyright © Jonathan Tad Ketchen (JTK.CA)
WILLIAM ROLAND KETCHEN
1913-1987
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| His birthday was Valentine's Day, which was TOTALLY appropriate. :-) <3 |
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