"HOW DARE SHE!" ::: © JTK.CA

"HOW DARE SHE!"
by JTK.CA
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A teenage girl
Is laughing at me--
Right in my face--
Looking directly at me.
How dare she!

I'm just minding my own business,
With my Tilley-like beige-brimmed hat on.
It's such a beautiful mid-June day!
I'm walking in my short black pants
With bulging pockets;
My blue and green spring jacket open,
Revealing my white shirt with three cartoon cattle
Sitting under a tree in the pasture,
With a sign taped to the middle cattle beast's back, saying, "EAT ME."
Plus, it's a warm day, so my long-sleeved blue and white shirt
Is tied around my waist.
It goes nicely with my long white socks
And my smooth black winter boots.

I mean, really--
She's in hysterics, looking me straight in the face.
How dare she!

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